just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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