if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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