we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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