Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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