Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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