I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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