glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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