Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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