There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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