it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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