It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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