I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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