Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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