you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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