we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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