Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.