Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.