I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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