I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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