I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.