Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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