You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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