OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My vagina is officially offended.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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