love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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