The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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