That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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