Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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