Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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