I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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