so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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