when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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