Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ketchup is God's man juice
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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