She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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