her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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