i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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