I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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