Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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