I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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