wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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