belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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