Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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