you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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