Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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