hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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