So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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