Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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