Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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