I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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