The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And then my night got REAL pukey
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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