Someone shit on the floor
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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