I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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