He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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