dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
