He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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