He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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