i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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